Top Ten Reasons Coasters are better than Sex

Hey, Jo started the Top Ten thing. I just dusted off one of my old r.r-c posts...


10) You can ride a coaster again and again as many times as you want without
having to wait 30 minutes (unless there's a line).

9) You don't care how many others have ridden the roller coaster before you.

8) The roller coaster doesn't care how many other coaster YOU ride.

7) You don't have to feel guilty when you leave the roller coaster
immediately after the ride.

6) On a roller coaster, faster is BETTER!

5) You and the roller coaster always finish simultaneously.

4) You don't have to buy the roller coaster dinner and a movie first.

3) On a roller coaster, you can adjust the "protection" so that it doesn't
change the feel of the ride.

2) If you DO adjust the protection, you won't be responsible for "Son of
Beast" nine months later.

And the number one reason that coasters are better than sex:

1) There's no such thing as "premature ejection".

Copyright 1999 -- Duane Cahill


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Duane Cahill
Outwit, Outplay, Outlast

I like #2.. hehehe

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- Big Pimp -
MF 2000 - 269 laps
MF 2001 - 101 laps as of (7/12/01)
June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100

...this is a family site, not a site for making families. :) j/k

lmao

hahaha that is great!

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Steuks!!

High quality humor, at it's best! ;)

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Former name was B-Town

That is hilarious!

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Jeff Young

Even though myself found this topic to be funny..we should keep it a tad bit cleaner..there are some youngins on this site..around 13 or so...just a suggestion :)
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The more you ride it, the more you want it!

~~~Darla~~~

Thats great!

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DT80: 30 and proud of it!
Proud member of the O.C.
Elite Eight (ring man)

Oh god, my poor 16 year old virgin ears! I've never heard such vulgarities. Actually, I could make some more VERY graphic as I have heard somethings from friends that would make Larry Flynt blush. But, as CP_bound reminds us, this is a site for families, not making families.

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MF Laps: 2
Raptor Laps: 3
Magnum Laps: 2
Power Tower Launches: 1
Power Tower Drops: 1

Most of that stuff would fly over kids heads. Very funny.

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:) Gemini 100 Cheering Section :)

Hey I could be called a kid (blecch) and it didn't go over my head. What is this world coming to?

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Agent Stinky

My topic got deleted because I talked about spitting off a coaster sarcasticaly, but this is fine? PSH! Democracy! Not that I don't think it's funny... :)

This is a private site, not a public forum. They can delete what they wish, and leave what they wish. If you have a problem with is, then don't come here anymore.

It's a common problem with people thinking thier fredom of speech extends to things that they do not own. If Jeff wants to leave this up, then he can, the only people who could have him forced to take it down are the providers of his bandwidth. Again, because it is on THEIR system.

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- Big Pimp -
MF 2000 - 269 laps
MF 2001 - 101 laps as of (7/12/01)
June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100

Rock on, Rob. Is it me or has this whole topic-closing hysteria gotten out of hand? The Pimp :) hit the nail on the head with this one. Nobody is forcing people to come to this site. If you don't like how it's run, go elsewhere. The web is full of sites for all people and all interests. I'm sure there's something out there for everyone.

Enough of that, though. Duane, excellent list! I remember reading that before, but I hadn't seen it in so long. Love it!

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UCSigEp
(a.k.a. UCSfijoawehgtghafa)

MF 2K1: 4
MF life: 12

crashoverride:

There's no need to close a perfectly good topic. If you don't like the posts, don't respond.

As for Duane, great list. I was thinking something like that would be a refreshing change of pace.



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- Raptor Dave

Not a question of how it's ran, but of simple logic. I was told by Jeff in an e-mail to keep my posts family-friendly, and by simple logic this isn't exactly that. It's not in my place to make opinions on these rules, but it is in my opinion to only call it fair and have ALL posts user-friendly. If I have to post in black and white fashion, shouldn't everybody else? I'm not looking to cause trouble- I really like this place, but I ponder at this... ? None the less- it is pretty funny. :) *** This post was edited by Incline_Flash on 7/17/2001. ***

ddogg, I laughed my*****off when I read your response! The thing that was really funny about it was that right after I showed my friend this thread, he yelled, "Oh God! My virgin eyes--they burn!" It was great.

As for kids being too young for this kind of stuff, I'd be seriously surprised if it went over their heads. You guys should hear some of the conversations that 13 years olds have...

GIVE ME A BREAK! Kids these days know more about sex than us adults! Have you talked to a middle schooler lately?

Beside, I got a stitch in my side from laughing at this! I'm going to copy and paste this in a file here at work "just in case" though!

;)



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That's great...I'll be waiting to see it on Dave Letterman!

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