Since you asked...
Operating, there is a ROM 01 IIgs sitting on the desk, nicely expanded with 5Mb RAM, SCSI card, ZIP drive, a pair of 3.5" drives, 5.25" drive, Video Overlay Card, and an internal 250Mb hard drive with GS/OS 6.0.1 loaded. The drive is partitioned into 32 Mb ProDOS partitions named /GEMINI, /THUNDERBOLT, /CYCLONE, and /TORNADO while the rest is an HFS partition named :Magnum. I also have a 1.44Mb FDHD SuperDrive for this one, but I'm lacking the necessary controller.
On the other end of the desk is an enhanced //e with a DuoDisk and a 20Mb hard drive (boots to ProDOS in about 1.5 seconds!) named /RAVEN. That one has a RamWorks card in it; I think it's 1Mb, which frees up my 64k memory card for another machine (in the ][e you can count on 64k, with 128k more-or-less standard; anything else just gives you a big desktop in AppleWorks).
Also floating around the house are a lot of spare parts...a couple of IIgs main units, a couple of unenhanced ][e's (all with DuoDisks, unfortunately...no Disk ]['s), and a //c stuffed into various closets. Oh, and I have a working but disused Lisa 2/5 sitting on the floor in the spare bedroom. That covers the 65C816, 65C02, 6502, and 68000 machines. I recently acquired an Amiga 3000UX with a bunch of extras including a 68040 CPU board. Finally, in my pocket is the 8086 that Bill is talking about (well, really it's an NEC V30MX) in my Psion Series 3MX palmtop. With a 1998 copyright date on the bottom, it's the most recent machine I own! :)
--Dave Althoff, Jr.