Ride Spiels

Welcome Riders to the Grand Prix racetrack. For your safety and the safety of all other riders, please listen carefully to the following instructions. Please step into your assigned go-kart, pull the shoulder harness over your head, onto both shoulders, and connect it to the buckle between your legs. For a proper fit, the shoulder harness straps are adjustable. If you need assistance, please raise your hand and a ride host will assist you. While on the course please do not bump or ram the go-karts. Bumping, ramming, and reckless driving will result in your immediate removal from the ride with no refund. Those riders with a two-consecutive ride ticket please remain seated in your go-karts after returning to the station and hold up that 2nd ticket for a ride host to collect. While on the course, please observe and obey the traffic signal lights. When the is green, you may go. When the light is yellow, slow down and return to the station. And when the light is red stop you go karts by pressing the break pedal on the left and wait for instructions from a ride host. In just one moment we'll begin dispatching your go-karts. Once again, please do not step on the gas pedal until you are instructed to do so. PLEASE DO NOT STEP ON THE GAS PEDAL.....DO NOT STEP ON THE GAS....Riders on the Grand Prix track, your light is green. You may go. Your light is green go.

Okay, I may be nuts for having this memorized. But I guess this is what I get for reciting it 100 times a day for 3 months. Anyways, does anyone have any idea how to get this outta my head. It's been here for 4 years. (since '02 when I worked there)

Uh, Okay.

I think any memorization of any speil is kind of "ummm... okay.." but of all rides, the go karts?

Like Wicked said: uh, okay!

Uhm, from rideing Magnum over 500 times last year I have the spiel memorized... so what?

What is the point of this thread?

We've had threads like this before, but I think this is the first one that actually asked for help getting it un-stuck in his/her head... :)

Alcohol usually does the trick.

lol....haha there are a few that I could probally recite very well. I can't wait for the park to open!!!!

--------------------------------------------------

Cory Marshall

I'm a Barbie girl... in a Barbie wor-rrrld

Life in plastic
It's fantastic

http://pointbuzz.com/cpplace.aspx?mode=thread&TopicID=15561