Question for Jeff..Umm Beer!

Jeff was that you on magum this morning a little after 10? My son and I where riding this morning and altough I have never met you, I have only seen pictures, The guy at magnum looked alot like you. I have wanted to tell you in person what a great site you have here. I was going to say something but I didn't want to look stupid if it wasn't.

Thanks. Glad you enjoy the site. I also like pancakes! Did you see Magnum Dan working the ride?

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Jeff
Webmaster/GTTP - Sillynonsense.com
"Pray that your country undergoes recovery!" - KMFDM

I love pancakes, with butter and powdered sugar and strawberries.... ;)

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Thats right Virginia, I am Santa Claus.

Pancakes are the Devil's food. It makes it so that some people cannot ride WT, MF, and TTD.
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Feel the Beat

Cheeseburgers do that too!

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Florida may have Disneyworld and Key West,
but Ohio has Cedar Point and Put-In-Bay.
It's great to live in Ohio!

I saw Magnum Dan on Magnum today! It was so exciting! He made eye contact with me! He offered me a pancake!

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- John

Pete said:
Cheeseburgers do that too!

Or in some cases BEER!

We know you like the beer Old Timer Tim - guess who checking in?

Yes, but beer is health food! 0% fat, and of course, an outstanding fat to calorie ratio. Plus, it's a grain product, which of course helps with a healthy diet! :)

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Florida may have Disneyworld and Key West,
but Ohio has Cedar Point and Put-In-Bay.
It's great to live in Ohio!
*** This post was edited by Pete 5/16/2003 1:45:40 PM ***

Sounds like you're gonna live forever, Pete!

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Jeff
Webmaster/GTTP - Sillynonsense.com
"Pray that your country undergoes recovery!" - KMFDM

Not to meniton Pete... If you drink a light beer at 35 degrees, it will take as many calories of energy to raise the temperature of the beer to your body temperature as are in the beer. In that regard, it's a better diet food than celery!

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DC

"No GTTP member will ever drink a beer at the Red Garter. Ever!" - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, former Iraqi information minister.

Yes, but alcohol slows the body's metabolism. One serving of alcohol (12oz beer, 4oz wine, 1oz of forty proof liquor) is the equivalent of 9 grams of fat as far as your body breaking it down. That's why you see "beer guts"

Not stopping the "wink-wink" fun of the thread, just pointing out a fun little fact that many people aren't aware of. :)

Continue... I'll be over here playing with this stick in the mud.

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But alcohol gives some the "courage" to sing Livin' La Vida Loca at the Red Garter Meeting...Right Pete?

and BTW...ADMIRAL JEFF, There is NO doubt WHO is Checking in...WELCOME...hope we see you around these parts again!

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
~ "Unknown"

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One
afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers."

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http://www.msu.edu/~armbrus9/cp.html
Preparing for Daddy 101 again!!

Has this now, officially, turned into the annual Tim-driven "Beer Thread?"

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- John

Old Timer Tim said:
But alcohol gives some the "courage" to sing Livin' La Vida Loca at the Red Garter Meeting...Right Pete?

It also makes my voice sound good, you should hear me BEFORE the beer! Scary thought, right Tim?

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Florida may have Disneyworld and Key West,
but Ohio has Cedar Point and Put-In-Bay.
It's great to live in Ohio!

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here. Your voice sounds so beautiful, but your face don't look too clear. So barmaid, bring a pitcher...another round of brew. Honey why don't we get drunk and....."

Jimmy Buffett

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I'd rather die living than live like I'm dead
http://www.webtechnik.com/ebony/CPLady.htm

I HAD A BRANDY ALEXANDER AND AN ALABAMA SLAMMER
AND A BOTTLE OF KELLY ISLAND WHITE
A B52 A 747 I KAMA KAMA KAZEED ALL NIGHT
A LITTLE BIT OF RUM AND A LITTLE JACK DANIELS
I'M A LOVER I'M A POET AND I'M RIGHT
I WANT A BRANDY ALEXANDER AND AN ALABAMA SLAMMER
AND A BOTTLE OF KELLY ISLAND WHITE

Mike (Mad Dog) Adams, who frequently plays at the Round House Bar at Put-In-Bay

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Florida may have Disneyworld and Key West,
but Ohio has Cedar Point and Put-In-Bay.
It's great to live in Ohio!