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I don't think this guy has rode enough of each ride. It seemed to me that all he did was complain about CPs rides.....this may be closed but I had to let off some steam. THX

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2001 MF Count: 0
Favs:
1. Iron Dragon
2. Raptor
3. Gemini
4. Magnum
5. Demon Drop

"although CP has 14 coasters, only a hand full of them are any good!"

"Mine trains are usually sad excuses for rides, but this is the saddest of them all!"

That is really low!  If you can't say anything nice...
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DT80: 30 and proud of it!
Proud member of the O.C.

*** This post was edited by Kally on 9/3/2001. ***

Remember people.. everyone has a right to their own opinion..

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"Sorry but Millennium Force is currently DFD."
MF total - 393 laps
VertiGo Launches - 28
June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100

If it was up to him, there wouldn't be too many caosters left...about every other coaster there was a mention of "tear it down" or "build something better in its spot".
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DT80: 30 and proud of it!
Proud member of the O.C.
I thought MF hasn't been down all day ever, just since now when the cable broke?
Please.... Seriously, if you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all! This just isn't kewl! I know most of us would only write about a good trip to anywhere, not a bad trip! If he didn't like it then why did he write such a negative review? People these days! Boy!

</b**ching>

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http://coolforce.cjb.net The Most Important Internet Web Site.... EVER.
'OMG Tommy you're obsessed!'

*** This post was edited by MiLLeNNiuMRiDeR on 9/3/2001. ***

Isn't it amazing how some of us, including myself get offended when somebody gives a bad review that rips on our beloved park.  It's kinda funny we all take it personally.  You have to remember everyone has an opinion and more than likely it isn't going to be the same as yours. 
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Coaster Grotto? Ah yes, I seem to remember other people (non-CP) complaining about that site too because the guy is obsessed with trim brakes or something.
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DIPPIN DOTS!!!111 THEY ROXOR YUR WORLD!!1!
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H2>FONT color=brown>Gemini - 6/10 A href="javascript:openStats('CPGeminiStats.html',420,380)">IMG alt=Stats src="http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mit00gh/ParkReviews/Stats.gif">/A> A href="javascript:openPic('CPGeminiPic.html',557,204)">IMG alt=Picture src="http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mit00gh/ParkReviews/Camera.gif">/A> /H2>
P>This dual track racing coaster is one of the favorites at Cedar Point, and back in 1978 it was tallest coaster in the world. This figure-eight style layout features no big thrills, but has a few moments of airtime, but nothing special. It's an enjoyable ride, but a little boring, it's quite smooth and incredibly quiet, but did I detect some killjoy trim brakes on one of the turnarounds?/P>
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TD width="50%">B>Best Part of the Ride: /B>First drop/TD>/TR>
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TD width="50%">B>Popularity: /B>80%/TD>
TD width="50%">B>Satisfaction: /B>70%/TD>/TR>/TBODY>/TABLE>
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H2>FONT color=brown>Mean Streak - 5/10 A href="javascript:openStats('CPMeanstreakStats.html',420,430)">IMG alt=Stats src="http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mit00gh/ParkReviews/Stats.gif">/A> A href="javascript:openPic('CPMeanstreakPic1.html',611,330)">IMG alt=Picture src="http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mit00gh/ParkReviews/Camera.gif">/A> A href="javascript:openPic('CPMeanstreakPic2.html',505,480)">IMG alt=Picture src="http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mit00gh/ParkReviews/Camera.gif">/A> /H2>
P>Well everytime I ride this wooden monster I cannot believe how terrible the ride actually is! It has to be one of the most impressive wooden coasters to look at, but it is just so totally boring! A big lift hill and one of the biggest drops on a woodie totally ruined by two trim brakes near the top of the drop that make you feel the back of the train is still on the lift./P>
P>The rest of the ride is totally mundane! It is very slow and the big hills have been substituted in place of turns and cross-overs. I have heard reports that the ride is rough, but I think this must have been before the trims were added since the ride is way too slow to be rough. There is also no airtime whatsoever, and the only screaming you'll hear on this ride is from the train!
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P>I think it's almost a unanimous decision that Mean Streak is one of the biggest mistakes ever made in the amusement park industry and most people would like to see it torn down and replaced with something a lot more thrilling, but this will never happen! Don't even waste your time walking to the back of the park!/P>
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/P>/BLOCKQUOTE>was not very nice about mean streak i think there gunna get worse if ya dont have somthing nice to say don't say it at allPRE>/PRE>:(
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enjoy the rest of your day at cedar point
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Hmmm ... he gave CP a 9/10, tied for the highest park rating ... lauded their friendliness, efficiency, location, beauty, collection of flat and water rides ... gave MF and Raptor both 9/10, Magnum 8/10 ... but you're right, he did criticize MS - how dare he!  The nerve!
I'm not offended, but this makes me laugh:

"May I note that this was mid-week during May so the park should not have been that busy"

Damn you Cedar Point!  How DARE you be busy on a weekday in May!

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Yeah I know that everyone has a right to their own opinion I just thought I'd share this site that really cut down CP....  :)
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2001 MF Count: 2
Favs:
1. Iron Dragon
2. Raptor
3. Gemini
4. Magnum
5. Cedar Creek Mine Ride
What an ass. Now I don't get as offended as many others do when someone trashes Cedar Point, but that is just absurd. It's not even a review, it's a bunch of poorly composed paragraphs of un-necessary criticisim.

"Cedar Point used to hold the record for the most number of rollercoasters in any one park until Six Flags Magic Mountain stripped them of their record. I am sure that CP will attempt to retain this record, but SFMM will probably keep fighting back."

(Smacks forhead)

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Joe, who wonders what they're feeding kids these days.

I'm not like them, But I can pretend. The sun is gone, But I have a ligt. The day is done, But I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb, Or maybe just happy. -Nirvana, Dumb

*** This post was edited by Intamin2k on 9/4/2001. ***

Let him think what he wants.  That just meens he probably won't be at the park which makes the line that much shorter for us.  I realy don't like the CCMR rating at all, on that ride you just have to make your own fun, yell, scream, act terrified, and make people laugh. 
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AKA...Somewhatchewy
Mean Streak One Of The Biggest Mistakes In Amusement Park History...Hold Me Back :p

Mikey

Intamin2k, I did the same thing when I read that "review"

I don't agree that Mean Streak is a horrible coaster.. yes it hurt me horribly once, and I'll never ride it again, but its too pretty to be torn out :)

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AIM: Pritti Kittie

...maybe we should spam him...:)

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MF count: 20

Just a thought since I'm bored...

Did you know SPAM bounces?

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AIM: Pritti Kittie

...you're right, you must be bored. :)

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MF count: 20

Yeah, everyone has a right to their own opinion....AS LONG AS IT' GOOD! haha just kidding. He seems jealous.
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