Maxair

Sorry if this has already been discussed, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I also asked this question in another thread and didn't get any responses. Is Maxair down for some reason? Anytime I've checked out the webcams or the coaster queue website, I haven't seen it run once. Am I just looking at the wrong times?

Max air has been down all week so far.
We’ve Been here since Monday.

It also is listed out of alphabetical order on the ride wait times at the very bottom on the CP app.

Haven’t noticed any maintenance work on it at all this week either.

Probably should rename it MinAir for a while then. Ba-dum-bump.

You're going to be waiting a while. My sources tell me it's awaiting a Flux Capacitor, and they need to run a new lightning rod and electrical grid to handle the 1.21 gigawatts of required power.

The up-side is that it will increase the speed of the ride to 88 MPH, and then you're going to see some serious.. crap

All they need is some plutonium. It used to be a little hard to come by, but now it's available on every corner drugstore.

The Libyans wanted me to build them a bomb, but instead I sold them a shoddy bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts!

Why get plutonium when you can just get a Mr. Fusion? It runs on everyday trash. And it would make CP more environmentally friendly and green at the same time.

I mean, if they upgrade to a Mr. Fusion, they can just pour some stale beer and banana peels to get that bad boy running. Where we're going, we don't need motors.

edit: ^beat me to it.

This thread got a little ridiculous in a big hurry.

Couldn't they just create some special fuel to get Myron H up to 88mph and push MaxAir that way?

Single-word titles on threads are not cool.