Knock knock.

OMG the offseason blues on this site really makes me laugh. Nice jokes though Mike.

I wonder if any CP executives or something read this forum thread..... if they know about this site. THAT would be hilarious if they read some of these posts, not just this one, but many other ones also!!

^^ & ^ Thanks. I was just bored and it was either this or bump the poetry thread. ;)

Except I'm tapped out of all the good ones now ("good" being relative to even worse ones, of course), so someone else throw us a bone.

We could always do Blue Collar Comedy...

*dives off stage*

Well, we know for a fact that Tony reads it. I am sure many others do. If I was up there on the CP ladder I am sure I would read it. And, I might even post under an asumed name.

Peace, Mikey

P.S.

The wife is already thinking of designs for an opening day cake!

^I hope there's a good knock-knock joke on it...

*diverts away from upcoming vegetable onslaught*

Ensign Smith said:
The coaster to spring it gets, the more excited I am.

Talk about spring, it was SO nice yesterday! It felt exactly like spring, I LOVED it! I tried to run 2 miles, but thanks to an overindulgence in Christmas cookies, even with "Ready to Go" playing, I was lucky to make half a mile before I gave up. But I really got excited for spring.

PS: Your wife makes a delicious cake Mikey!

Knock knock

Who's There?

Mantis

Mantis Who?

Mantis is a fun way to pass time until opening day!

My Turn..............

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Gemini.

Gemini who?

Gemini can't wait til Opening day so the groaners stop.