Jokes
I know Shawn (Magnum Is Sinking) knows them all but does anyone else know some of the jokes said on Paddle Wheel Excursion?
PS- On Wheel Of Fortune a few days ago there was a man who used to work on PE!
PSS- I do know one of the jokes: Why didn't Einstein's plane make it off ground? Becouse he didn't use Fly Paper :)
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www.TheAmazementPark.com *** This post was edited by coast on 12/29/2000. ***
PS- On Wheel Of Fortune a few days ago there was a man who used to work on PE!
PSS- I do know one of the jokes: Why didn't Einstein's plane make it off ground? Becouse he didn't use Fly Paper :)
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Visit Cedar Point The Amazement Park!
www.TheAmazementPark.com *** This post was edited by coast on 12/29/2000. ***
All I remember is the joke about the guns shooting wooden bullets--why? because if you got his it wooden hurt.
What kind of dog is that? A Cedar Pointer
The guys in the boat by Mantis-refers to the kid as the "little squirt"
the cougar is "John Cougar" and the elk is "Elkton John"
"Smoked fish"...do believe they say something like "we do not recommend smoking fish"
Mantis--know people who cant "stand" it
Mantis-(when its stacked) it may go 60mph but look--we're beating it now!!
When the boat is docking they say "you'll feel a jerk to the side, then a jerk to the back then watch out for the jerk behind the wheel"
ps--My kids love this thing so this Mom is forced on it-thats the only reason I know so many of these!!!
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Welcome back Raptor riders-how was your flight??
The guys in the boat by Mantis-refers to the kid as the "little squirt"
the cougar is "John Cougar" and the elk is "Elkton John"
"Smoked fish"...do believe they say something like "we do not recommend smoking fish"
Mantis--know people who cant "stand" it
Mantis-(when its stacked) it may go 60mph but look--we're beating it now!!
When the boat is docking they say "you'll feel a jerk to the side, then a jerk to the back then watch out for the jerk behind the wheel"
ps--My kids love this thing so this Mom is forced on it-thats the only reason I know so many of these!!!
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Welcome back Raptor riders-how was your flight??
Oh, and back in the "old days" before Iron Dragon, they used to do awful jokes about the people walking along Jungle Larry's... calling them the latest in Audio-animantronic technology. Outdoing Disney, all that. Always made us wave at the people on land.
One day in '99 with Tyler I shot a POV and I have most of the jokes on tape!
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daniel j. haverlock
Magnum Count: 1266
MF Count: 117
spiritofthepoint.com
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daniel j. haverlock
Magnum Count: 1266
MF Count: 117
spiritofthepoint.com
Speaking of PE, does anyone have any pictures on the web from the vangtage point of the boats?
Especially pictures looking up through the cross-over hills' structure of MF.
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Especially pictures looking up through the cross-over hills' structure of MF.
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One time this little annoying kid in the front was almost yelling at the driver because he needed to be back at a certain time, the driver simply responded ...hey kid...ever hear of Riddlin (sp?) ? The whole boat cracked up, I guess its one of those you'd have to had been there things, but hey.
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If she weighs as much as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore a witch.
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If she weighs as much as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore a witch.
Closed topic.