Is Spell Check working??

There is a spelling checker.
It came with Putz's site.
It plane lee marks four my revue,
Miss steaks witch are knot write.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet,
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best we can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
And now bee cause my spelling,
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of none eye am a wear.
Each frays come posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed to bee a joule,
The checker poured ore every word,
To cheque sum spelling rule.
That's why aye brake in two averse,
By righting wants with my mite,
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays,
This soft wear for this sight!

-- Dedicated to all the folks who "choose not to use".

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Duane Cahill
Signatures Suck.

Jeff's avatar

Sadly, the free service from Spellchecker.net went away. It was entirely advertising supported.

Anyone see a pattern forming with ad-sponsored content online?

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Jeff
Webmaster/GTTP, Sillynonsense.com
"As far as I can tell it doesn't matter who you are. If you can believe, there's something worth fighting for..." - Garbage, "Parade"

Duane, the spellchecker wouldn't have done much (anything?) for your poem -- it's beyond help. :)

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Ride of Steel's avatar

Duane:

Ewe r fun knee
Eye war ship ewe

-Natalie

Like the poetry.

Since I can spell my name and little else, I check any post that is more than one sentence long here before I send it. What is nice about the people who post here is the fact that there isn't any of what really drives me nuts: people who believe that they are so techno cool that they don't have to use caps or punctuation. I refuse to read anything ever again that is written like that.

How long did that take you, Duane? That was hard enough for me to read, let alone make up words that can be understood in the same context and rhyme. :)

It's all a grammar, no spelling.

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