Kinzel should be President? Let's see...
1. President raises taxes every year.
Admission prices raised every year.
2. President lives in a big white house.
Kinzel lives in a big red house.
3. Economy goes up and down every year.
Kinzel's rides go up and down every year.
4. Politics of President make me sick.
Kinzel's rides sometimes make me sick.
5. President buy overpriced tools
Kinzel sells overpriced food.
Yep, I'd say Kinzel is as qualified as either of the nimrods we have to choose from.