The Top 10 ways you know you go to CP too much when....
#10 - Your 3 kids are named Magnum, Streak, and Wildcat.
#9 - You consider cheese fries an essential food group.
#8 - The parking attendants show you to "your space."
#7 - You own every single "new for 2000" CP souvineer, even if they are almost exactly the same as the 1999 ones.
#6 - Whenever a major coaster is closed, you keep telling yourself "It's just a bad dream! Its just a bad dream!"
#5 - Whenever you go with first-timers, by the end of the day, your new nickname is "The Taskmaster"
#4 - You have ONLY ridden MF 35 times and have not yet experienced it from EVERY seat.
#3 - You are on a first name basis with ALL ride ops & food vendors.
#2 - You have spent more money on Skee-Ball than on groceries in the past month.
And the #1 way to tell that you go to CP too much is....
You read this post!
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