Ghastly Bathrooms
Pete said:
Worse than dudes peeing on the bathroom floor, I saw a drunk guy peeing into an old style ice dispenser, the kind with an ice scoop. This was NOT at Cedar Point, it was at a motel in Toronto. But, that was by far the most sick display I have ever seen. I'm glad most hotels got rid of the scoop and have a dispenser with a button to press to get the ice.
He probably got the idea from Ozzy Osbourne who used to do that...and he said he took a dump in someone's shoe they left outside for the shoe shine LMAO!
Worst bathroom for the water on the floor I found was by Red Garter Saloon. Little bit more and they could use it for a wading pool.
Quick funny story about a bathroom incident at CP this year:
I saw a guy flush the toliet, exit the stall, I noticed him look back as he was exiting the stall and I could see the toilet was plugged and going to over flow. As it starting splashing and flooding the floor I could see a guys shoes on the ground, using the stall next to it. The water from the over flowing toilet was taking over his stall, he picked up his feat and was like "AH MAN!! WHAT THE...."
It was so funny, I was cracking up when I left the bathroom. Felt so bad for that other guy.
I fail to see how that is funny at all. It's juvenile and disgusting. And I'm guessing you didn't feel all that bad for the other guy, since you were cracking up as you left.
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Ensign Smith said:
I fail to see how that is funny at all. It's juvenile and disgusting. And I'm guessing you didn't feel all that bad for the other guy, since you were cracking up as you left.
Dude...
Loosen up and have some fun in life.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
If it happened on Curb Your Enthusiasm, I'm pretty sure I would laugh. It seems like the sort of thing to spring from the mind of Larry David.
The path you tread is narrow, and the drop is sheer and very high.
Ensign Smith said:
Trust me, I'm loose. I can be all kinds of funny. This ain't.
I can tell.....you must be a blast to be around if you take offense to a turd joke. :)
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The restroom near Magnum has improved since they added air conditioning. Yes, it is air conditioned, just enough to try and dry up the floor a little bit. But the traffic there is still so heavy, it remains one of the most disgusting restrooms on the peninsula.
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The thing is, it wasnt a "turd joke". It actually happened. A guy just doing his thing got nasty stuff all over his shoes from the stall next to him with no warning. Its not really funny. How would you feel if you had crap all over your shoes? I'm with Mike.
Let's Get Weird.
Thank you, Zach.
Yeah, it's just not funny. If it were in a movie or a TV sketch, okay. But in real life it's humiliating and repulsive. Do you suppose that poor guy had a change of shoes with him at the park? Or did he have to walk around all day in sloshy, urine- (and possibly crap-) absorbed footwear? His whole day was quite possibly ruined because of what happened. Where's the humor in that?
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Your mom is to fat to ride TTD. said:
The thing is, it wasnt a "turd joke". It actually happened. A guy just doing his thing got nasty stuff all over his shoes from the stall next to him with no warning. Its not really funny. How would you feel if you had crap all over your shoes? I'm with Mike.
Sure it's not as funny when it happens, but it's something you can look back at and have a chuckle.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Perhaps (before he edited it out), he was referring to Aaron Laffey, the reliever for the Cleveland Indians (0-1, 5.61 ERA). ;)
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hee. this might be the best place to say that CP is mentioned on Texts From Last Night today...including the disgusting bathroom mention...
WARNING!! TFLN is NOT child-appropriate!! go at your own risk! post is on one of the first two pages...
bite my shiny metal a**!!---Bender, Futurama
September 12, 2009---my 36th U2 show!
The cleanest restrooms I've seen are at Busch Garden's Europe, and Holiday World.
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Saw the TFLN - Oh man that's kind of funny. The comments are even funnier.
Permalink - Not safe for work
At least videotaping and photography are prohibited in those areas...
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