Funny things people ask at CP

lol!

And the sad part is, it's true, it's true. :)

(I had to read that three times to get the Judas Priest lyrics.)

Can we get back on topic? I'm lost at what you are talking about....

^ Considering that funny things people have asked or said IS the topic of this discussion, I'm pretty sure you have no right to complain about being "off topic", but that's just me...

^^^ - just for you Mike.

Height.

The final frontier.

These are the continuing voyages of the Top Thrill Dragster.

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new heights, seek out new speeds and sensations, to boldly run like its never run before.

Okay, you seriously have to stop doing that while I'm drinking a Coke. :)

Actually, the Enterprise is a little further up the midway . . .

And if it were Top Thrill Dragster, would its mortal enemy be . . . (wait for it) . . .

duh-duh-duh (dramatic music) . . . the Klingdon Ka!

Its mortal enemy, maybe. But its biggest problems were its Trouble with Troika.

Geeks ;) http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9722/

Ooooh, I have to have one. Seriously. I think I've found my new Pointbuzz event uniform.

I prefer this one. :)

^The comments on that page made me laugh. :)

"to boldly run like its never run before" "Klingdon Ka".....great stuff.:)

Guest: Excuse me, where's the dinosaur exhibit?

Me: I'm sorry, did you say dinosaur exhibit?

Guest: Yes, it's called The Raptor.

Me: Oh, yes, It's right next to our spider exhibit.

Guest: Where's that?

Me: Over by aquatic stadium.

Guest: Oh, I know where that's at. Thanks!

Excuse me, Do you work here?

Are you sure that's where Power Tower is at?

Where is Millennium Dragster located at?

Where is the Top Fuel Raceway?

Wheres that one roller coaster that goes up, and then comes back down again?

Then there was a guy who actually got lost in the Arcade Bathroom, and if we can remember the layout of the Arcade Bathroom, we all know that its a complete circle pretty much. He must have circled around and around at least five times before he asked where the exit was located.

Guest: Excuse me sir, where is the Villan located

Me: The Villan is located at Geauga Lake in Aurora, OH.

Guest: So why does it show it on this park map?

Me: Because that is a Geauga Lake map, and you are at Cedar Point.

Guest: Awww man are you serious, they gave this to me at the front of the park, and I've been looking at it for hours lost.

One time while I was waiting in Magnum's 

station, there was some teenager with his

friends. Apparently, he was arguing with 

them about Maverick being taller than the 

Magnum. 

Hey bootz, that was my friend and i that did that. I had a Geauga Lake map in my car I was going to do it but my friend said hed do it just to see what someone would say

^LMAO I knew you guys were up to something, and it made for a great story. Just to clarify exactly who I am, I was the employee at Blue Streak's enterence. Did you guys do it to a park services employee as well, because I heard that story from a few people in Park Services as well.

Yea he did it to a worker sweeping i think. I was laughing really hard when he did that.

:when: August 2006
:where: The Tacobell/Long John Silvers on 250
:details: my sis is taking me to cedar point, and I'm in my Dragster polo.....which has a striking resemblance to the Challenge Park employee outfit.

:scene:[whisper]"I wonder if he works at Cedar Point?" "Go ask him if the Dragster is going to work today."[/whisper]

"[girls]Um excuse me, do you know if the Dragster is going to work today?"

"[me]Well we're planning on it, but there's a good chance it'll have some downtime."

"[girls]Oh I see. Well thanks."

"[me]Don’t worry, we try our hardest to have it running as much as possible."

That was just one of the many time I've had people (guests and employees alike) ask me Dragster related questions. And I can’t help but answer them…….especially when it’s an employee asking what I’m doing off my station.:)

One time when guarding splashzone in Soak City, some kid's dad asked me "where are all the single mom's at?"

Another time a kid pointed to Lake Erie and asked if it was the ocean, and the proceeded to ask "is this waterpark part of six flags?"

^ The single moms question is entirely valid, and I commend that man for asking it. :)