Does anyone know where Mr. Segway was on opening day!??

Some day it'd be fun to go Joaquin Phoenix one summer and spend a whole season impersonating some wacko fruitcake character. I would pick the unlikeliest ride to fixate on, and ride it all summer. I could be Sir Rub-a-Dub-Tub Mike, and just cycle it endlessly (while wearing my custom made Sir Rub-a-dub-Tub Mike tee-shirt). I would stop showering. Every time I'd pass another tub, I'd give the tub (whether occupied or empty) a palm-out, English salute. And occasionally, just to mix it up, I'd break out into obscure poetry recitals.

So if you see me doing that someday, play along...


My author website: mgrantroberts.com.

bholcomb's avatar

These threads crack me up.

I don't remember pointing out mr skyward, but I see him often at the park... And it's not because he just pushed through me

Jesz's avatar

That's because I was talking about a different Ben H. ;) No, I'm just kidding. You pointed him out and I recognized him when you did. I think I was too busy talking, so if you didn't point him out he would've walked by us without me noticing.


"You wanna, you gotta, you hafta hold on, Cedar Point...HOLD ON!"

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