Dear Santa - from CP

My name is Cedar Point. I am an amusement park in chilly Ohio. I have been good this year. I put smiles on thousands of faces. I received very few complaints (which I promptly filed in the circular bin). For Christmas, I would like the following:

1. New boats for STR that will actually work with the ride.

2. A body makeover for MS so people don't get their brains scambled.

3. A new 500 ft incredi-coaster that goes really fast and smooth and has a compass thingy in the front of each car to show direction. (My Daddy Kinzel said it would put an eye out, so he got me a tall spinney ride instead).

(PB'ers - feel free to help finish our dear CP's list.)

Dear Santa,

I would also like some new paint, preferably blue, so I can paint one of my old toys. I think I'll need a few thousand gallons worth, if thats ok with you.

Thanks Santa!

Love,

Cedar Point

- A problem free Wind Seeker; open to the public on opening day, very little down time throughout the season.

- Millennium Force opening up at the beginning of ERT this season, not routinely 20 minutes late.

- An amazing string of good weather in 2011.

Kyle2154 said:
- An amazing string of good weather in 2011.

Personally, I'd prefer mediocre weather and smaller crowds. Especially during HW. :)

A nice umbrella so I can walk by Windseeker without wearing someones walking taco on my head.

Food worth paying for

^I second that...

No more cutbacks in Live E.

I would point out that there really isn't any more they could cut from Live E, but I'm sure CP could find a way to prove me wrong.

How much do you think Santa would pay for milk and cookies? $7.99?

After all, Santa's gotta eat...

Santa stays away from cedar point. He does not meet the grooming guidlines.:)

That's why he stays at Holiday World.

Except during Halloweekends. Santa is almost perfect for Screamster work -- too bad he doesn't have any visible piercings or tats. :)

Dear Santa,

You know about big bellies, right? How about some more self-tightening safety belts that can accomodate the "jolly" body types and speed up loading?

Thanks,

C. P.

P.S. - I believe in you even if my mean, ugly, big sister does not. To punish her, maybe you should take all of her presents and give them to someone else. Wait, I know... the best punishment would be if you gave them to me. That will show her!

Dear Santa,

I would like for Magnum to have it less bumpy and hurting.
I would like for Windseeker to open up without any issues.
I would like for Maverick and Millie's lines to be less busy when my pal, IntaminCMH visits the park.

Thanks,

Cedar Point

Dear Santa,

I would like the guests to understand that bushes and trees do not constitute as lockers OR non-riders
I would like the birds to be less vicious, and less carnivorous.
I would like you to bestow roller coaster pins upon our merchandise stock again, so that my friend Pikajane can buy a Millennium Force and Dragster pin. And not those big bulky ones they sell at the photo booths, although they are lovely in their own right.
I would like for you to also bestow a new collection of coaster tees that don't just have the logo on them, and would be really cute on girls.
Lastly, please give Pikajane ROLLBACK on the dragster!!! pretty pretty please???

^And a new Etch-a-Sketch for the lady. She done wore the old ones out. ;)

Yes, definitely, another etch a sketch please!!! :D

Pikajane said:
Dear Santa,

I would like the guests to understand that bushes and trees do not constitute as lockers OR non-riders

Whoops. :)

I,ve been gone a while, havent posted on here for so long.......:)

I want......FOR 2011:

- mean streak smooth steel track
- MF good paint job
- a new dragster in the winner's circle
- more stands that sell cheese on a stick around the park
- new dippin dots flavors
- access to the top of fort sandusky lookout