Topthrilldragster4lyf: There's a fellow over on Coasterbuzz who pops up now and again, generally to register complaints about how Cedar Fair operates Michigan's Adventure. The park being busy and his having to park all the way out mid-Timbers? Cedar Fair's bad management. The park expanding its very popular waterpark instead of adding coasters? Cedar Fair's bad management. The park adding restaurants, games and shops instead of coasters? Cedar Fair's bad management.
I'm a Marxist, of the Groucho sort.
Well, see, it was unfair that he had to park so far away to get to a park that never gets any new investment of any kind* ever from Cedar Fair and is therefore clearly unpopular and can't draw enough customers** and charges more money for food and drink and trinkets than he wants to pay and has a water park that's always packed that he's not really into which is yet another example of how Cedar Fair completely ignores the park....
....he fascinates me, I'll admit. Why someone who finds so little to like at an amusement park keeps going to that amusement park boggles the mind.
*By which he means, no roller coasters***
**Notwithstanding the park was so full that day he had to park mid-Timbers
***Yes, MiA got Thunderhawk, but apparently it doesn't count, being relocated from another park
I'm a Marxist, of the Groucho sort.
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