^ I don't think Kinzel will be around anymore.....unless you're talking about his great grandson named after him....
Anyway, as for the Wall-e thing, the fat people suggestion makes sense because in the movie, all the people were fat and rode around on those glider things. So I imagine CP full of fat people riding around on those things! :)
Actually, the point will first start crumbling and splitting in half into a huge gorge-like crator. Then, volcanoes will sprout up in the middle of the midways and from Lake erie. Next, it will freeze over. Later on, people in airplanes will attempt to land in the parking lot. Soon, we will be in the process of building giant steel arcs that sit in lake erie. Then a huge tidal wave will wash out the park. The arcs will be swept away ans crash into Mount Everest, and we will live happily ever after.
We all have some pretty outlandish ideas dont we. I still think the food prices are going to be too high, and midway market will still have low grade food. Whichever Kinzel works for the park at the time if it is still there will have his office built into the structure of the tallest coaster in the park so he can look over his minions.
edit: The main attraction will be the kinzel cryo chamber. Striving to be more like disney Dick Kinzel creates a dark ride that the ending is the view into the chamber of kinzel. I know its stupid, but i thought it was amusing.
Firemen never die, they just burn forever in the hearts of the people whose lives they saved
In 100 years all rides will be designed for fat people.....bariatric coasters, extra-wide cars, cabins and harnesses built to accomodate the ever-increasing average size of the general public. Most guests will ride the free electric scooters througout the park rather than walking. All consessions will be super-size.
Please remain in your seat until the ride comes to a complete and final stop.
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