Bird Poo

Invertalon said:
Never been poo'd on at CP, but I did have a crow (not a gull, believe it or not) land on my head over by Mantis... It landed on my head and I felt its little talons scrap my scalp... Was interesting to say the least. Still laugh about that to this day. :)

OH you are talking about Jeff, the red wing black bird that lurks by the Mantis sign. Every time I had to sweep over there, I had to run by there because he would dive bomb me. Because of him, I now recognize the bird call for "I am going to attack you". I have been attacked at least 7 times by that thing; they really go for the yellow uniforms.
Oh yeah, Jeff's name was amorously appointed by the Mantis Photo booth employees. It just kind of stuck.

I think this topic can be summarized up in one phrase:

$*it happens.