Any one have any bets on if more rides are getting them this year? Can people post when opening day comes?
As long as raptor doesn't I'm happy :)
"You got your clear you are outta here! There goes the floor your out the door we'll see you back in 224!"
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Monster/W.W. Crew '04
Monster/W.W. Crew '03
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It's Stanley Cup time! Let's Go Red Wings!!
Less than 2 weeks till opening day!!
Oncoming Riders welcome to Magnum XL 200. Blah blah blah. Insert legal mumbo jumbo here. blah blah blah blah blah *Clear* [brakes release train begins leaving station] If you do not under stand these instructions or need clarification [half of train is out of station] please contact a ride host. [entire train has left station]
Hop nobody ever needs clarification on Magnum.
(if you want to hear the whole thing, you have to stand in the parking lot for a while. You can hear it loud and clear down there, but on the lift hill it's inaudible because the speakers are pointed at the parking lot.)
The biggest problem with the station auto spiels at CP is that they were apparently written by a lawyer who has never seen a roller coaster in his life, to the point where some of the announcements are actually self-contradictory. Why not just give the instructions and be done with it? Skip the boilerplate legalese that nobody understands, give clear instructions in plain english, and don't tell Magnum riders to "sit upright, keeping your head, back and shoulders against the seatback." If you have ever seen Magnum's train, you know that is impossible...
(they give the same instruction on the CP & LE Railroad, and it is impossible there for the same reason. Kind of like that sign on Space Spiral indicating that your seat belt, shoulder harness and lap bar need to be properly positioned.)
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
Please, shoot the lawyer before a customer gets killed!
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Eric Morrison
Magnum XL-200 Crew '04
*** This post was edited by Etrain 4/29/2004 1:05:58 AM ***
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Will Foamy become the next Strong Bad? I guess we will find out...
Caution: Foamy isn't quite as "PC" as Strong Bad.
if you want to hear the whole thing
...you can also rent a cabin in Lighthouse Point. Don't set your alarm clock---the magnum lift hill will tell you when it's time to get up and go into the park.
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This ain't no book you you can close, when the big light hits your eyes. Cropduster-Riot Act-Pearl Jam
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Opening Day - May 8, 2004 :) 8 more days people!!
Cedar Point, Absolutly Amazing!!
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TheRealCP :)
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It's Stanley Cup time! Let's Go Red Wings!!
Less than 2 weeks till opening day!!
The spiels are like fingernails and the employees are their blackboards.
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"That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Are you kidding this is a Magnum P.I."
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I'm back.
00 - 03 Kennywood - From Superminor to T-Mgr.
04 - Taking a season off.
05 - CP - ?
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Cory Marshall
Can't wait till the 2004 season!
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2003 Super Screw Crew
Shoot the lawyer before he causes somebody to get killed.
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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Louise
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2002 - Guest Services
2003 - Kiddy Kingdom/Mantis and a little on Matterhorn Triangle
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