Cedar Point announces new roller coaster, Judge Judy's Adventure!
In the que line, guests will undergoe a simulation as if they are being tried for visiting an amusement park with the most roller coasters! During this simulation, guests will go through the "Museum of Crime" which will show them people that have been tried and prosecuted for the same crime. As a matter of fact, one of the props from the que line of Cedar Point's "Disaster Transport" that shows a person being electrocuted will be moved to the que line of the new roller coaster to show someone being executed.
Upon entering the station, a ride attendant, dressed up as Judge Judy will announce the safety precautions to a certain execution, the "Mayfly Encounter." Debating whether to use this form of execution or the standard electric chair, she announces to the defendants (sitting in the train which looks like a defendant's chair) that they will undergoe the Mayfly Encounter. During this time other ride attendants dressed as security guards will come up to the defendants/riders and ask them if they swear to "keep their hands inside the booth at all times while putting loose articles in the bins." If the defendant says no, they will be exempt from the execution.
Finally, Judge Judy finalizes the punishment by slamming her gavel on the button which will launch the defendant to where no roller coaster rider has gone before, at speeds unheard of until now! In the unloading station, a voice is heard above saying, "Please try to get this law taken away."
A little different, huh?
*** This post was edited by Peter Soint 1/5/2003 6:17:50 PM ***
Anorher isnt a word.
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- Dennis
NYC Subways, The next best thing to riding roller coasters.
*stands in awe*
I also thought the McDonalds one was dumb, I dont get whats so funny about it.... its just stupid.
It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, why call it 'Judge Judy's Adventure' if she's not doing any adventuring? She's just sitting on her duff, presiding over a court, right?
And everybody gets executed for visiting CP why? Make up a single, coherent story before you try telling one.
Not to mention 'Judge Judy' has got to be the worst theme possible. Just about anything would be better. You could name it Jimmy 'JJ' Walker's Jacked-Up Bus Ride and it would be better. At least you could theme the queue to the Souf Side projects and some 'Di-no-mite' in the back of the bus could blow you sky-high. And that's just off the top of my head!
Better yet, they could invite Jimmy Walker to the opening and no one would know--'cuz who gives a rip what he's up to now? They could skip actually inviting him and just say they did. No need to horrify the guests.
-Obvious
(who sez: you're all welcome)
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya 1/3/2003 6:11:03 PM ***
Can we put a statue of Gary Coleman on the top of the tophat?
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gravity: down to earth, without the sugar coating.
Yeah, it's a little different. You've been told you're 'different' a lot in life huh? By your mom, your teachers, the kids at school. I would not be very surprised. Do us a favor and never share your 'different' ideas any more.
Peace I'm Out
Gravity said:
*stares at the moniter for several minutes*Can we put a statue of Gary Coleman on the top of the tophat?
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gravity: down to earth, without the sugar coating.
no. lawsuits. do you want jesse jackson knockin at your door?
although, out of the judge judy and gary coleman ideas, the gary thought was worth a laugh. the judge judy was just umm....yeah.
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Got One?? Yeah, it's a metallica thing.
Love ya tiffers, always will.
TMG -- 5.29.82-02.02.02
*** This post was edited by Got One?? 1/4/2003 1:12:13 AM ***
Big D said:
Peter Soint....Why do you even bother posting. Considering you can barely spell.Anorher isnt a word.
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- Dennis
NYC Subways, The next best thing to riding roller coasters.
"Dennis, why do you even bother posting? Considering you can barely use correct punctuation."
A question mark (?) comes after a question. If you're going to rip on someone, make sure you're not doing the same thing.
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Got One?? Yeah, it's a metallica thing.
Love ya tiffers, always will.
TMG -- 5.29.82-02.02.02
The only time grammar counts is when you correct someone, and even then, it shouldn't even be done. If someone can't figure out that the grammar is wrong, then they're just as dumb as the person that posted.
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Peter Soint said:
A jeez, come on...Why do you have to analyze it so much?
See? That's what happen when you try to help the broke down, played out and straight up wickety-wickety-wack. No love whatsoever.
Next time, I'll just goof on people like everybody else.
-'Playa
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
Closed topic.